I strongly suggest playing this music while reading this post.
It is with great regret that I need to tell you that the Pope and I will not be traveling from city to city anytime soon. (well maybe in 3 days, we will see). Fox News will not be calling. Because of an event that could not have been foreseen those plans died away. This morning I came to my desk area to find that the image of Jesus bug was not feeling well, Actually that may be understating it’s status just a little bit. The image of Jesus bug was dead. One would have thought that such a bug would live longer that that but nonetheless the end came quickly. Here yesterday gone today. The Pope and I can’t very well be hauling a dead bug around so that plan is gone. Fox News probably is not as interested in a dead bug with the image of Jesus, although with them you never know. Therefore it is with great sadness I present the last picture of the image of Jesus bug.
May he rest in peace in the trash can at the end of my desk.