I’m sure you all follow with great interest the list of things found in food that shouldn’t be there. You know like fingers found in jars of pickles, frogs found in cans of Pepsi, a chicken head in a happy meal, or dead mice in jars of curry. Well I now can add something that tops all those. I made one of the usual and necessary trips to the grocery to purchase needed food (actually it was one of the emergency trips because of a big snow coming and needed to stock up on toilet paper and milk) and one of the items purchased was a package of hamburger buns. Now they just happen to be buns made by this lady Aunt Millie and I’m sure she she is a nice lady and everything seeing how she takes the time to bake hamburger buns but she made a horrible mistake with the package I purchased.
I got the buns home and stored them away and when I went to use them a day or two later (might have been the next day during the big snow that required drinking capacious amounts of milk and using lots of toilet paper) I discovered, to my horror, this.
That’s right the package of 8 buns had 8 and 1/2 buns.
Of course this causes all kinds of wonder as to the impact this has had world wide such as what tragic event happened to the person that got the package with 7 and 1/2 buns. Were they hosting a cookout event for doctors that do buttocks enhancement and someone ended up with half a bun? Did Aunt Millie fire the hamburger bun machine operator for causing this horrific event? I’m sure we will never know as with all big corporate scandals it get buried and the public never knows. You know because you read the most investigative internet word thing there is on the internet.