I’m sure all readers recall the goldarn miracle from last fall. A quick update, Fox News never did call, their loss I guess. Now they will wish they did.
Last night as I left my desk chair to go upstairs imagine my surprise, shock, and awe as i found on the floor at the bottom of the stairs the goldarn miracle bug. The outside temperature had not been above 10 for 4 days and we had had 18 inches of snow and yet here was the goldarn miracle bug right here on the basement floor. Again, it’s a goldarn miracle.I carefully transported the miracle bug to my desk for a photo shoot.
It was difficult to convince it to pose correctly.
After a couple more pictures trying to get the right pose for Fox News the That Guy Jesus Bug just up and ascended into the sky. Who know they could fly? I looked around for awhile but could find no trace.
Later that day imagine my not as shocked, and awed by noticing that right there on the patio door was the bug again. It had been resurrected. Halleluiah, I thought, this is greater than some mention on Fox News, that guy The Pope is going to want a piece of this. So I got a bug house, suitable for display.
Allowing for photo positioning.
And of course it allows for highly scientific viewing with the illuminated Big Eye light on my desk.
So now that there is a home for the bug I only need wait for the Pope guy to call. I can imagine it now, the Popester and I on the road going town to town erecting our tent and spreading the word though town. Maybe with one of those Cardinal guys working as the barker yelling out “It don;t walk, I’t don’t talk, it don’t crawl on its belly like a reptile but it does have the likeness of that guy Jesus on its back”
Coming soon to a town near you.