It’s actually more than the third since it has to be done every year, but it is the third time it has been recorded for history here. If you will recall a couple years ago I was watched by this guy while sweating my ass off.
Last year it was hand to some insectical appendage combat with Osama Bee Laden and Wasp Vader and a good portion of the rest of the animal and plant kingdom. You can relive those events in the last year July archive.
This year, nothing. Trimmed the bushes and sweat my ass of just the same but no harassment from the animal or plant kingdom. Although….
A couple days later Hare Rabbit, a known NeoCon in the animal kingdom was out stirring support for another invasion.
The Hare guy convinced his other NeoCon propagandist Bill Kristolmunk to stop by a couple days after that and to try to stir up the masses.
So today as I went out to cook lunch I saw that Cheney the Turtle had arrived. Yes he was a week late but he is a turtle and, you know, slow.
Since this is 2d media here is my shoe so that you can sense just how big a turtle we are looking at here.
While Cheney was busy promoting an invasion I was able to get a couple action photos.
One thing that he can not lie about is that he is not a big fan of nail salons.
So it is probably just as well that I am leaving for China this week since these guys keep trying to stir things up but, thankfully, the animal nation is not listening to them after the serious defeat they incurred last year. And they better not try to follow me to China because over there they are collectively known as ‘the appetizer ‘.